I’ve been together with my lady for a while now, and things have gotten pretty routine. I know that sounds kind of mean, but I don’t want it to. The trouble started a little while ago when we were almost unfaithful to each other.
I know that this will be judged harshly, but we were together for so long, maybe too long, and I was getting tired of her. I was reading and came accross a personal ad that just caught my attention. It’s like it was written just for me.
I wasn’t thinking about her sleeping in the bed right next to me, I just impulsively replied to the ad. We made plans to meet the next day.
Here’s where it gets complicated; I waited at O’Malley’s for this mystery woman that I was set to just throw everything away for. Then it turns out that it was her. She took out the personal ad. The ad that I was so quick to answer, she was the one to place it in the first place.
We laughed about it at first, but then things got a little tense as the days went on. She was mad at me for answering a personal ad and planning to leave her for someone I didn’t even know. I’m mad at her because why was she even taking out a personal ad in the first place?
Do I have a right to be mad about this? I think that I do. She was planning to be unfaithful. She says I have no right to be upset because I wasn’t being honest. But she wasn’t either! She doesn’t even like pina coladas!