I’m just here to check things out. Not sure if I’ll actually meet anyone. I make a lot of enemies. Not something I take pride in, it’s just a fact. There is something about me that pisses people off. I guess I’m doing something right. I’d be pretty worried if I weren’t disturbing people.
I’m never bored, devoted to my family and spiritual practices. I’m a bit taoist in my leanings. I try to go with the flow, and let the change happen rather than begging some politician to change my life for me.
I am doing, my best. Trying to steer clear of optimism and pessimism. Trying to stay on the hook. Evolving.
LemonVibe 
[The three paragraphs seem like they are from three different people. The first paragraph seems self-loathing; the second seems like you lack drive and ambition; and the third seems like you are confused.
I’d re-write the profile.
[Okay… in a word… yes? If I’m reading about someone and the first thing they tell me without any other information is “I make a lot of enemies” and that they “disturb people, “what am I going to do? Run the other direction. There are two reasons why that could be and they are 1) You’re a free-spirited individual who don’t give a fuck 2) You are batshit crazy. So why would I take a risk when there are people whom only have a 20% chance of being insane? There are a million and one things to say about yourself other than that, so it does come off as just bragging, disclaimer or not. Also, even if you’re not sure you’ll meet someone don’t say it! 😉 Confidence. I’m sure you’re an interesting person.
In your first paragraph talk about what you do for work, what your hobbies are, your family? I like the second paragraph as it tells me more about you and who you are. The politician joke is funny and empowered too.
[I agree with Shelley. Your second paragraph describes a person that would not at all make enemies easily, or that wouldn’t expect to find someone.
Rewrite, that’s my only piece of advice. And I probably wouldn’t start with the paragraph you started with. I would have stopped reading after the second sentence to be honest with you.
[My first piece of advice (having previously been an Okcupid subscriber); don’t start your profile with anything along the lines of “I’m just here to check things out”. That’s pretty much like saying, “I’m just here for the quizzes”. Well, if that’s so why did you take the time to fill out a profile? If you filled out your profile we all know why you’re there so you don’t need to explain or defend your actions.
Don’t begin with anything negative. Honesty is fine but you’re coming off very pessimistic and it will very quickly turn people away. If you tell someone there’s something about you that pisses others off why would they want to bother getting to know you? Say you go out one evening with some friends. You meet two people that night. With the first person you had a great conversation with and even enjoyed a group game of billiards with. The other person insulted you after over-hearing a conversation you were having and it resulted in slight physical altercation and ended up with you getting kicked out of the establishment.
Who amongst those two are you most likely to think about later that evening hoping you’ll eventually run into them again (in a non-aggresive way)?
I would say omit the entire first part, elaborate a bit more regarding the remaining material and then add some more content that you would find relevant, interesting and appealing.
[Re-write. I can understand your need for explaining you don’t take shit from anyone , however that can easily be demonstrated in a first meeting, or in a reaction to a situation with the individual you are dating at the time.
Have a more positive outlook, and then once you’ve hooked someone, you can slip your pet peeves, your dislikes and possibly some history into conversation…that’s easier and more subtle than just writing it out there when they don’t know what type of person you are. Comes across as angry, and I wouldn’t want to date someone who seemed angry from their profile…